Scottie Pippen changes his mind, says Jordan is the greatest to ever play

I'm sure this is what happened when MJ and Scottie first spoke.


MJ: Scottie... what is this LBJ > ME Bullshit I'm hearing about all over ESPN?

SP: No Michael, you don't understand, I was trying to say . [gets cut off my MJ]

MJ: DONT LIE TO ME SCOTTIE!

SP: I'm not.. I.... Idk Michael! I'm so sorry! [starts crying] I was drunk and depressed about the Bulls losing in the ECF!

MJ: I don't care what happened! you will never, and I mean NEVER say that a wannabe me is better than me! Do you understand?!?!

SP: Yes, master.

MJ: Now... for your punishment. [calls scottie over with his finger and montions for him to bend over on his lap]

SP: Michael! I said I was... [mJ interupts again]

MJ: I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO SPEAK!

SP: [sobs]

MJ: [starts spanking scottie for 6 hours... an hour for each title he won him]

SP: [scottie stands up and starts walking away as though he had several sticks up his ass] I'm sorry and I love you Michael.

MJ: [nods with a smile] Now, call up the media and take those words back... or else.

SP: Yes, master. [leaves house]


That's what I'm pretty sure happened.

Bulls N' Bears wrote:

I'm sure this is what happened when MJ and Scottie first spoke.


MJ: Scottie... what is this LBJ > ME Bullshit I'm hearing about all over ESPN?

SP: No Michael, you don't understand, I was trying to say . [gets cut off my MJ]

MJ: DONT LIE TO ME SCOTTIE!

SP: I'm not.. I.... Idk Michael! I'm so sorry! [starts crying] I was drunk and depressed about the Bulls losing in the ECF!

MJ: I don't care what happened! you will never, and I mean NEVER say that a wannabe me is better than me! Do you understand?!?!

SP: Yes, master.

MJ: Now... for your punishment. [calls scottie over with his finger and montions for him to bend over on his lap]

SP: Michael! I said I was... [mJ interupts again]

MJ: I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO SPEAK!

SP: [sobs]

MJ: [starts spanking scottie for 6 hours... an hour for each title he won him]

SP: [scottie stands up and starts walking away as though he had several sticks up his ass] I'm sorry and I love you Michael.

MJ: [nods with a smile] Now, call up the media and take those words back... or else.

SP: Yes, master. [leaves house]


That's what I'm pretty sure happened.

LMAO.

thats so true nenad

lol

Well to be fair to Scottie he never said Jordan wasn't the greatest, but ima going to agree with Nenad's speculation

That is such a horrible visual, Nenad.

Of course.
But by doing so, he made himself look like a bigger idiot.

Bulls N' Bears wrote:

I'm sure this is what happened when MJ and Scottie first spoke.


MJ: Scottie... what is this LBJ > ME Bullshit I'm hearing about all over ESPN?

SP: No Michael, you don't understand, I was trying to say . [gets cut off my MJ]

MJ: DONT LIE TO ME SCOTTIE!

SP: I'm not.. I.... Idk Michael! I'm so sorry! [starts crying] I was drunk and depressed about the Bulls losing in the ECF!

MJ: I don't care what happened! you will never, and I mean NEVER say that a wannabe me is better than me! Do you understand?!?!

SP: Yes, master.

MJ: Now... for your punishment. [calls scottie over with his finger and montions for him to bend over on his lap]

SP: Michael! I said I was... [mJ interupts again]

MJ: I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO SPEAK!

SP: [sobs]

MJ: [starts spanking scottie for 6 hours... an hour for each title he won him]

SP: [scottie stands up and starts walking away as though he had several sticks up his ass] I'm sorry and I love you Michael.

MJ: [nods with a smile] Now, call up the media and take those words back... or else.

SP: Yes, master. [leaves house]


That's what I'm pretty sure happened.

That was freaking funny.

hahaha nene!!

LeBron right now can't even eat Jordan's diahrrea.

Bulls N' Bears wrote:

I'm sure this is what happened when MJ and Scottie first spoke.


MJ: Scottie... what is this LBJ > ME Bullshit I'm hearing about all over ESPN?

SP: No Michael, you don't understand, I was trying to say . [gets cut off my MJ]

MJ: DONT LIE TO ME SCOTTIE!

SP: I'm not.. I.... Idk Michael! I'm so sorry! [starts crying] I was drunk and depressed about the Bulls losing in the ECF!

MJ: I don't care what happened! you will never, and I mean NEVER say that a wannabe me is better than me! Do you understand?!?!

SP: Yes, master.

MJ: Now... for your punishment. [calls scottie over with his finger and montions for him to bend over on his lap]




SP: Michael! I said I was... [mJ interupts again]

MJ: I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO SPEAK!

SP: [sobs]

MJ: [starts spanking scottie for 6 hours... an hour for each title he won him]

SP: [scottie stands up and starts walking away as though he had several sticks up his ass] I'm sorry and I love you Michael.

MJ: [nods with a smile] Now, call up the media and take those words back... or else.

SP: Yes, master. [leaves house]


That's what I'm pretty sure happened.

Bulls N' Bears wrote:

I'm sure this is what happened when MJ and Scottie first spoke.


MJ: Scottie... what is this LBJ > ME Bullshit I'm hearing about all over ESPN?

SP: No Michael, you don't understand, I was trying to say . [gets cut off my MJ]

MJ: DONT LIE TO ME SCOTTIE!

SP: I'm not.. I.... Idk Michael! I'm so sorry! [starts crying] I was drunk and depressed about the Bulls losing in the ECF!

MJ: I don't care what happened! you will never, and I mean NEVER say that a wannabe me is better than me! Do you understand?!?!

SP: Yes, master.

MJ: Now... for your punishment. [calls scottie over with his finger and montions for him to bend over on his lap]

SP: Michael! I said I was... [mJ interupts again]

MJ: I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO SPEAK!

SP: [sobs]

MJ: [starts spanking scottie for 6 hours... an hour for each title he won him]

SP: [scottie stands up and starts walking away as though he had several sticks up his ass] I'm sorry and I love you Michael.

MJ: [nods with a smile] Now, call up the media and take those words back... or else.

SP: Yes, master. [leaves house]


That's what I'm pretty sure happened.

Huh, sounds strangely similar to our convo last night, Nenad