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Chris
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| | Subject: The six truths of life! Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:32 pm | |
| The six truths of life are:
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. They will discover that it is a lie.
4. Now you are smiling because you are stupid.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
busted
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Fox News
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| | Subject: Re: The six truths of life! Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:00 pm | |
| lmao! it went exactly how ur steps said | |
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Teh Big O'reilly
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| | Subject: Re: The six truths of life! Mon Jan 03, 2011 6:03 pm | |
| I went straight to 6. idk why
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Darko
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| | Subject: Re: The six truths of life! Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:00 pm | |
| I would have fallen for the trick,but then the next song on my play list,wasn't good and thanks god it did  Plus,the small letters did their part too  | |
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brownie13
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| | Subject: Re: The six truths of life! Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:16 pm | |
| got me...but im notgunna forward it lol | |
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Rush
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| | Subject: Re: The six truths of life! Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:43 pm | |
| - Chris wrote:
- The six truths of life are:
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. They will discover that it is a lie.
4. Now you are smiling because you are stupid.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
busted
I only tried one, never smiled at anything.....only got two... | |
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EM:)
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| | Subject: Re: The six truths of life! Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:23 pm | |
| 1. Why not combine the Jersey Shore and cyanide?
2. Why not combine the Jersey Shore and the Holocaust?
3. Why not combine the Jersey Shore and that Teen Mom Show?
4. Why not combine the Jersey Shore and Locked Up Abroad?
5. Why not put out a rap album?
6. Why not combine Jersey Shore to that of William Shakespeare's King Lear and set it to the scene? | |
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| | Subject: Re: The six truths of life! Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:27 pm | |
| 1. Always remember a dead fish can swim downstream but it takes a live one to swim upstream
2. You also gotta remember even a feather can fly without the bird, ya dig?
3. Theres also a theory that a man with no balls (a unic) can't get kicked in the balls
4. Um a dog with no bark can bark the loudest | |
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