THE 2010 KHAI AWARDS

OVERVIEW

The 2010 Khai Awards was created by genuine mastermind and genius and smartass and intelligent and son of a bitch Khai to either ruin someone's day or make it. This was an idea in Khai's mind for a long time, and after seeing Raza's pathetic attempt at an award ceremony I felt like I had to do this. Now, let me tell you, these aren't any awards. These are the most prestigous, awesome, and downright SNAZZILICIOUS awards you will ever witness. The awards given out are nothing like Raza's pitiful attempt at an award, so mind you, these awards will actually mean something to you.

AWARDS

Most Likely To Be A Hooker
The One You Wouldn't Want to Meet in Real Life
Most Handsome (I know where you live)
Least Perverted
Greg Oden. Nuff said.
The One Most Likely To Sleep With Rajon Rondo
Worst Fan
Worst Haircut
Most Creative User
john
Biggest Bandwagoner
Best Thread Ever

and last but not least...

THE ONE WHO REPRESENTS RBT THE MOST!

Voting ends Monday, send me a PM with your result, and as a special bonus, for everyone who wins an award, I'll give you a Photoshopped award with a picture and a caption (cmon...it's from me...you know it's GOTTA be good.)

Lol..

hell yaah...bu why is my name in there..im voting for me in the joh catagory

"So pitiful that my eyes were blinded, leaving me to see nothing but blankness until I saw Khai's face in a dream giving me my vision back because of his beautiful appearance."

who wants to hear my votes ??

Most Likely To Be A Hooker: Khai
The One You Wouldn't Want to Meet in Real Life: Error
Most Handsome (I know where you live): Johnny Depp... grrrr...
Least Perverted: A new born baby.
Greg Oden. Nuff said: LeBron's "special" clone from 2025.
The One Most Likely To Sleep With Rajon Rondo: Whoever Rondo is dating at the time.
Worst Fan: My bathroom fan... It totally sucks.
Worst Haircut: Ron Arest 2009-2010 gold purple//chinese words edition. Runners up: Drew Gooden. Scott Pollard.
Most Creative User: N/A... which mean "Nick. Always."
john: Elway?
Biggest Bandwagoner: Kenny Smith
Best Thread Ever: This one. By the year 2034 this will have the world record of "longest thread ever".

and last but not least...

THE ONE WHO REPRESENTS RBT THE MOST!: You son Klai... He will be the future of RBT.

I must go now. My time machine is taking me to the year 3098.

let me make this clear:

YOU CANNOT VOTE FOR YOURSELF. ANY VOTE FOR YOURSELF WILL BE IMMEDIATELY DISQUALIFIED.

screw you and have a nice day

Most Likely To Be A Hooker -- Khai
The One You Wouldn't Want to Meet in Real Life -- Darko
Most Handsome (I know where you live) -- Darko
Least Perverted -- khai lolz
Greg Oden. Nuff said. -- candyman
The One Most Likely To Sleep With Rajon Rondo -- caguy.
Worst Fan -- caguy
Worst Haircut -- sk
Most Creative User -- visa
john -- ..hmm. kahn
Biggest Bandwagoner -- khai
Best Thread Ever -- khai awards

and last but not least...

THE ONE WHO REPRESENTS RBT THE MOST! -- john.

shit i forgot to give dwayne a vote.
damn...
hmm

sorry dwayne got screwed again

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nobody said the wanted to see my votes.
so i took it as a yes.


i picked them randomly. dont get mad darko. iw asnt serious. D:

cbi wrote:

Most Likely To Be A Hooker -- Khai

We both got that one!!!!

and we got the best thread eveer the same too

What if you're already a hooker though?

damn... thats a really, really good question.

EM: That's Fresh wrote:

What if you're already a hooker though?

You make a good point.

How about current hookers don't count?

It's more like who will be a hooker in the future.

Which Khai will be. A very very very good one.

cbi wrote:

Most Likely To Be A Hooker -- Khai
The One You Wouldn't Want to Meet in Real Life -- Darko
Most Handsome (I know where you live) -- Darko
Least Perverted -- khai lolz
Greg Oden. Nuff said. -- candyman
The One Most Likely To Sleep With Rajon Rondo -- caguy.
Worst Fan -- caguy
Worst Haircut -- sk
Most Creative User -- visa
john -- ..hmm. kahn
Biggest Bandwagoner -- khai
Best Thread Ever -- khai awards

and last but not least...

THE ONE WHO REPRESENTS RBT THE MOST! -- john.

shit i forgot to give dwayne a vote.
damn...
hmm

sorry dwayne got screwed again

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nobody said the wanted to see my votes.
so i took it as a yes.


i picked them randomly. dont get mad darko. iw asnt serious. D:

Greg Oden... wtf

Nick C wrote:

EM: That's Fresh wrote:

What if you're already a hooker though?

You make a good point.

How about current hookers don't count?

It's more like who will be a hooker in the future.

Which Khai will be. A very very very good one.

Sooooooooo Nick. I heard you pay well

khai awards ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah I can see it. Khai being a hooker that is. Now onto more pressing matters at the moment. Where should I go out tonight Martini Mynt @ Fountain Square, Passage, Newport on the Levee, or um um Vivian Schultz' House of Prostitution?

No Longer DEAD wrote:

Nick C wrote:

EM: That's Fresh wrote:

What if you're already a hooker though?

You make a good point.

How about current hookers don't count?

It's more like who will be a hooker in the future.

Which Khai will be. A very very very good one.

Sooooooooo Nick. I heard you pay well

No nononono... I'm cheap. I have a fiancee. Hookers cost too much money. Maybe if I'm a pro golfer with lots of money and respect and a hot wife and kids and no reason to cheat... I'l totally look you up.

o.O

DAMMIT JANET, STOP INTERRUPTING MY HOOKER SERVICE

cbi wrote:

Most Likely To Be A Hooker -- Khai
The One You Wouldn't Want to Meet in Real Life -- Darko
Most Handsome (I know where you live) -- Darko
Least Perverted -- khai lolz
Greg Oden. Nuff said. -- candyman
The One Most Likely To Sleep With Rajon Rondo -- caguy.
Worst Fan -- caguy
Worst Haircut -- sk
Most Creative User -- visa
john -- ..hmm. kahn
Biggest Bandwagoner -- khai
Best Thread Ever -- khai awards

and last but not least...

THE ONE WHO REPRESENTS RBT THE MOST! -- john.

shit i forgot to give dwayne a vote.
damn...
hmm

sorry dwayne got screwed again

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nobody said the wanted to see my votes.
so i took it as a yes.


i picked them randomly. dont get mad darko. iw asnt serious. D:

I don't need your vote. We all know.

I.
Am.
RBT.

AWARDS

Most Likely To Be A Hooker:Khai

The One You Wouldn't Want to Meet in Real Life:Cbi..

Most Handsome (I know where you live):I agree with Nick on this one

Least Perverted:Babies...

Greg Oden. Nuff said:candyman?

The One Most Likely To Sleep With Rajon Rondo:Who ever is Rondo dating

Worst Fan:John...can't admit that Odom is 10x better than Kobe...

Worst Haircut:Sk?...

Most Creative User:Nick

john:john himself,i guess

Biggest Bandwagoner:Khai?

Best Thread Ever:The 2010 Khai Awards/Khai's Epic RBT Story

and last but not least...

THE ONE WHO REPRESENTS RBT THE MOST!:Raza,nuff said

lmfao, yeah, EVERYONE HOP ON THE WARRIORS BANDWAGON WITH ME

WTF does Greg Oden have to do with me?