Khai's epic RBT story.

Alright... here goes nothing.

CAST

Khai - His awesome self
YS - His beast sidekick and partner
CBI - GRRILLA
SK - CBI's partner in crime...and bed
Rush - Khai's master and Almighty Grandfather of ye old Raptor fans
MC - Immigration officer
Jade - HIPASIAN BBY BEATER
Sports Freak - Hooker who works at SK and CBI's pub
Naif - Nick C's paid assassin who has a phobia of killing
Rock On - do I really have to say it
thewiz06 - THE CHUPACABRA
KONJ - Darko's ex-wife
VISA - CBI's personal drug dealer
Janet - One word: rejection
Darko - George Mikan
Jamaican Man - sexy swirly hair man
Peaches - YS's jealous girlfriend
KB - Darko's minion #1
WCB - Darko's minion #2
dwayne - Darko's toilet cleaner and...something revealed later in the story
Nick C - The badass who stares at goats
SRF - The illegal immigrant who claims to be female
Max - ...stoner...


PLOT
Story takes place 10 years from now. Khai and YS are the heroes of the story (obviously) and they are more beastly than everyone except Jamaican Man. Their beastliness is being threatened by the new and uprising group called the Macedonian Meanies, led by George Mikan. KB and WCB are George Mikan's main homedawgs and they will obey anything their master tells them to do. George Mikan and his crew plot to take away Khai and YS's beastliness by killing them. The heroes know that they are no match for the Macedonian Meanies, so they go to get advice from Rush, who knows all-to-well about the Macedonian Meanies. He tells the heroes that they are too weak as of now, and must get trained by the lowest of the low, SRF. SRF is currently having problems with the U.S. government seeing that she is an illegal immigrant. Nevertheless, SRF gives them the godliest item to help them get stronger: Dirk Nowitzki's moustache. Our heroes are astounded by the individual power of this seemingly useless item. Later SRF tells them that there's only one way to get to George Mikan's secret hideout: but she's too high to remember the location. Khai and YS then use their beastly flying powers and meet up with the local badass, Nick C. Nick C tells them that they must ride one of his goats and dress up as a hermaphrodite hooker to find George Mikan's secret hideout. As ridiculous as it sounds, the heroes listen to him but instead of arriving at the secret hideout, they arrive at CBI and SK's gay pub. Since they have no choice they proceed to go inside the gay pub and they are immediately greeted by CBI and SK. Khai asks them if they know anything about George Mikan's secret hideout and they say they know exactly where it is, but they will only tell them if they can travel there with him. Are they telling the truth or is this just a bunch of horseshit? Will they ever find the secret hideout? And if they do, will they defeat the Macedonian Meanies? Or will they prove to strong for our beastly heroes? All of these questions answered and MORE in Khai's new epic RBT story.

FINISH DATES
Chapter 1 - Thursday
Chapter 2 - Sunday
And I'll figure out the rest of the schedule later...

CRITIC REVIEWS

"The beastly combination of Khai and YS immediately makes this a must-read. If you don't read this, you're gay" - Peaches, editor, New York Times.

"The second I saw the name Khai I picked this book up. If you don't, you're homo." - Spurs Raptors Fan, writer, The Cholo Times

"This shit is almost as good as CBI in bed. If you don't read this, call me up ." - SK, owner, SK and CBI's Gay Pub.

"I masturbated to this" - Bron, retard.

"dude...screw this let's get drunk!!" - Rock On, drunkard

"When I first saw Khai's name on this... I got a weird feeling in my pants. Thanks Khai, now I can jizz again." - Visa, self employed drug dealer

LAST SECOND COMMENTS
If you are not in the story and you wish to be, or if you feel like you want a bigger role, please PM me. Also if you have any suggestions, feel free to post them here. Screw you and have a nice day

I don't care.

I got a cool job.

Oh yea! This is great!

I hate my part Khai....
lol

Haha don't worry I was gonna change you I just wanted to put that up to piss you or YS off for a little

LMAO!!!

Nick C - The badass who stares at goats. PERFECT!

I only ask for 2 things.

1. I don't do anything else with goats.

2. My invention the part hawk part monkey from the year 2020 make an appearance: THE HAWNKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah!


I own a restaurant!

Wait... a pub!

A gay pub?! wtf?

LMAO@darko's minions... omg, Khai, you're amazing.

Drive My Soul wrote:

LMAO@darko's minions... omg, Khai, you're amazing.

Hey.. Whats your fav bball team?

lol, other then that
this story is hilarious

lol@the Dirk moustache and dressing up as a hermaphrodite hooker XD

Nick C wrote:

LMAO!!!

Nick C - The badass who stares at goats. PERFECT!

I only ask for 2 things.

1. I don't do anything else with goats.

2. My invention the part hawk part monkey from the year 2020 make an appearance: THE HAWNKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will do, Nick.

Rush wrote:

Drive My Soul wrote:

LMAO@darko's minions... omg, Khai, you're amazing.

Hey.. Whats your fav bball team?

Lakers =]

gracias!

I am excited about this epic adventure.

I love my role in the story...!!!...!!!


Anyways its fricken hilarious it made me crack up

dwayne(Thunder 2-1) wrote:

I love my role in the story...!!!...!!!


Anyways its fricken hilarious it made me crack up

Your not in it!? are you I don't see your name!

Oh right. Sorry dwayne I forgot about you, I'll add you in though. Any thing in specific you wanna be?

nothin specific u wanna be... lol

be my wife.

shut up!

Updated the cast.

The beastly drummah guy with da afrawk.

wtf toilet cleaner????????

your gonna be Darko's hoe.

atleast gimme the afrawk!!!!!!!

Passion wrote:

your gonna be Darko's hoe.

lmao