Dirk Nowitzki is the best player in the NBA...

According to our friend JM,he is also the greatest basketball player in the league's history and the best athlete in the world

So true

Old..

He's right. Dirk is so athletic. Did you know that in his prime, his vertical was 53 inches? I think that might be an NBA record. He also tried out for the Dallas Cowboys, and his 40 yard dash time was under 3 seconds. However, the NFL said he was too strong and fast to play, because it would be unfair to all other teams, so he stuck with the NBA.

Raza wrote:

He's right. Dirk is so athletic. Did you know that in his prime, his vertical was 53 inches? I think that might be an NBA record. He also tried out for the Dallas Cowboys, and his 40 yard dash time was under 3 seconds. However, the NFL said he was too strong and fast to play, because it would be unfair to all other teams, so he stuck with the NBA.

Too good ....

Raza wrote:

He's right. Dirk is so athletic. Did you know that in his prime, his vertical was 53 inches? I think that might be an NBA record. He also tried out for the Dallas Cowboys, and his 40 yard dash time was under 3 seconds. However, the NFL said he was too strong and fast to play, because it would be unfair to all other teams, so he stuck with the NBA.

And don't forget he tried out for the German rowboating team. Legends say that when Dirk was a young boy, his parents dropped him out of the hospital and fell three stories to his death, but ultimately was revived by Jamaican Man. From there he moved into the outdoors with Jamaican Man and together they grew up racing each other on boats, and whoever won normally had to sleep naked. Jamaican Man liked this idea, so he won any time he could. This propelled Dirk to win even more, and eventually he became a national hero. He even beat Jamaican Man one time and they decided to move on from rowboats. Dirk agreed to shoot 100 shots a day at the court, and for every miss he had to pay Jamaican Man 100 dollars so he could buy a prostiute, which was later to be revealed as Dirk himself. Dirk didn't miss. Ever.

And that's how Dirk made it to the NBA folks. Story time's over.

Resident Douchebag wrote:

Raza wrote:

He's right. Dirk is so athletic. Did you know that in his prime, his vertical was 53 inches? I think that might be an NBA record. He also tried out for the Dallas Cowboys, and his 40 yard dash time was under 3 seconds. However, the NFL said he was too strong and fast to play, because it would be unfair to all other teams, so he stuck with the NBA.

And don't forget he tried out for the German rowboating team. Legends say that when Dirk was a young boy, his parents dropped him out of the hospital and fell three stories to his death, but ultimately was revived by Jamaican Man. From there he moved into the outdoors with Jamaican Man and together they grew up racing each other on boats, and whoever won normally had to sleep naked. Jamaican Man liked this idea, so he won any time he could. This propelled Dirk to win even more, and eventually he became a national hero. He even beat Jamaican Man one time and they decided to move on from rowboats. Dirk agreed to shoot 100 shots a day at the court, and for every miss he had to pay Jamaican Man 100 dollars so he could buy a prostiute, which was later to be revealed as Dirk himself. Dirk didn't miss. Ever.

And that's how Dirk made it to the NBA folks. Story time's over.

Damn,great story

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Resident Douchebag wrote:

Raza wrote:

He's right. Dirk is so athletic. Did you know that in his prime, his vertical was 53 inches? I think that might be an NBA record. He also tried out for the Dallas Cowboys, and his 40 yard dash time was under 3 seconds. However, the NFL said he was too strong and fast to play, because it would be unfair to all other teams, so he stuck with the NBA.

And don't forget he tried out for the German rowboating team. Legends say that when Dirk was a young boy, his parents dropped him out of the hospital and fell three stories to his death, but ultimately was revived by Jamaican Man. From there he moved into the outdoors with Jamaican Man and together they grew up racing each other on boats, and whoever won normally had to sleep naked. Jamaican Man liked this idea, so he won any time he could. This propelled Dirk to win even more, and eventually he became a national hero. He even beat Jamaican Man one time and they decided to move on from rowboats. Dirk agreed to shoot 100 shots a day at the court, and for every miss he had to pay Jamaican Man 100 dollars so he could buy a prostiute, which was later to be revealed as Dirk himself. Dirk didn't miss. Ever.

And that's how Dirk made it to the NBA folks. Story time's over.

Pure Genius, no doubt about it.