Could you believe my friend he's insane...

This morning @ breakfast he comes to me looking at a vat of apple sauce that he's dislikes the texture of apple sauce. Is he kidding me? Naturally I just had to point the error of his ways to him. I told him, "how would you ever be able to please a woman?" I mean damn fool don't like the texture of applesauce is bound to run into problems in the pleasing a woman department.

LOL... When im high i dont like the texture of certain things..was he high?

Hungover maybe a little high....


I was hungover too I had a lot of good ideas/theories this morning. My first great idea was that some way/ some how I will patent a roast beef flavored condom still with the same plasticity and protection of the condoms that you see today and still ribbed for her pleasure, but with a roast beef after taste. Nothing says sensual experience better than meat and it's ironic cause it's meat on top of meat.

My second great idea came to me after eating a banana this morning. I hate it when bananas come chock full of those strippy things. I would like it if you can genetically alter a banana in the future to not include banana pubes.

And my one great theory is that is it just me or do women have a unexplained hatred for the word "moist". I think they are bothered by the word "moist"; as in that's one moist towel or that cake is moist. I think they are heavily irked by it.

lol, the word "moist" doesn't bother me...why would you say that? :p

and wow, the theories one formulates when they are hungover...LOL

Cause I put it to the test once sitting at a table around some friends and I kept saying the word subtly by referring to the weather, desserts, and various other things that spark ones interest. And all of them were about ready to pounce like that of a lioness to a gazelle

Hahaha!
Did you get pimp slapped by one of them? :p

No they let off the pimp slapping at least for now anyways hahahaha

Go to YM or I'll beat your ass niggah, lol.

^^LOL Tony; what did you do to this guy? :p

Applesauce is delicious

TonyEM: I Inspire wrote:

Cause I put it to the test once sitting at a table around some friends and I kept saying the word subtly by referring to the weather, desserts, and various other things that spark ones interest. And all of them were about ready to pounce like that of a lioness to a gazelle

Stop watching that stupid "undatables"show...I say moist and use the word cunt 100 times a day and can still pull hoes...

cool baby?

what's the undatable show hahaha I honestly have no idea what your talking about?

The gardener wrote:

TonyEM: I Inspire wrote:

Cause I put it to the test once sitting at a table around some friends and I kept saying the word subtly by referring to the weather, desserts, and various other things that spark ones interest. And all of them were about ready to pounce like that of a lioness to a gazelle

Stop watching that stupid "undatables"show...I say moist and use the word cunt 100 times a day and can still pull hoes...

haha that show is really funny
but some of the things are just plain stupid

TonyEM: I Inspire wrote:

cool baby?

what's the undatable show hahaha I honestly have no idea what your talking about?

Its a show about what make speople undatable..i was like a 5 part series and one of the words that grossed girls out was the word"Moist"..

Moist wasteland.


Don't see anything wrong with that.

what channel was it on VISA?

You know what to do EM lol...

vh1

who watches VH1 hahaha?

TonyEM: I Inspire wrote:

who watches VH1 hahaha?

I don't, go to YM!

TonyEM: I Inspire wrote:

who watches VH1 hahaha?

who doesnt.

I stopped watching anything from that channel after they discontinued Flavor of Love haha.