What's the funniest/most unexpected sight you've ever seen on a basketball court?

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A couple of weeks back K.O.N.J & I were balling and we saw some midget no more than 2"8 hooping it up running three's with th people he was there with. Every time he dribbled I thought he was going to get pancaked by the ball and he was pretty fast also went under peoples legs and shit.

At lunch time, I eat lunch.

Hence, LUNCHtime.

cbi wrote:

well at my school you dont have to go to the lunchroom, you can go to the gym and play basketball or something, thats probably how it works at his

yaah..i usually eat a pizza,burger or domething handy.and go play...

At lunch time..i roll a phat one

Football players get special lunch...subway,chipotles...your choice..delivered..catholic school style

I've seen someone crap his shorts after a hard foul...

I dunno if thats funny, but it was unexpected.

Steph wrote:

Football players get special lunch...subway,chipotles...your choice..delivered..catholic school style

chipotle

Oh and what john said. There was this one guy who screamed kobe whenever he shot, and he missed every...single...time

There's Chipotles in Cali? I never heard of Chipotles living in NJ it's relatively new to us over there as in we just got one a couple of months ago same with Sonic. We are White Castle people in the Jerz. Anyways, I always thought Chipotle to be Midwestern cause when I first went off to college 3 years back in that unspeakable dungeon known as not Des Moines, IA every one had a hard on for Chipotles and that's the first time I even heard of it. Now that I've thankfully transferred out of that hellhole I'm going to school in Cincy which isn't as Midwestern as Iowa and has ties to Northeastern/American South culture as well still has Chipotles over here and they are Chipotle crazy. I figured that would be the Midwestern draw to it.

Yah chipotles everywhere, Sonic is pretty good too.

Boo White Castle
Boo Chipotle
Boo Sonic

worst three fast food places along with Burger King and Quiznos

The midget is also the funniest and most unexpected thing I've ever seen balling

When we went to the court and watched the midget playing I couldnt believe it. He had to dribble with the ball like 3 feet above his head lol

cbi wrote:

Boo White Castle
Boo Chipotle
Boo Sonic

worst three fast food places along with Burger King and Quiznos

Chipotle doesnt count as fast food.

FC wrote:

Steph wrote:

Football players get special lunch...subway,chipotles...your choice..delivered..catholic school style

chipotle

Oh and what john said. There was this one guy who screamed kobe whenever he shot, and he missed every...single...time

cbi wrote:

Boo White Castle
Boo Chipotle
Boo Sonic

worst three fast food places along with Burger King and Quiznos

theres no sonic aroun d here...the time they tried to all the deliverie guys and girls were gettin robbed and raped :/

Steph wrote:

john wrote:

AT lunch we were playing ball...

and some kid come on the court (talks just like the fallowing) :yo pass me the rock i needa teach you how to play and than airballs like 10 in a row..andd says i gtg

Defense! wrote:

Steph wrote:

john wrote:

AT lunch we were playing ball...

and some kid come on the court (talks just like the fallowing) :yo pass me the rock i needa teach you how to play and than airballs like 10 in a row..andd says i gtg

Raza wrote:

Defense! wrote:

Steph wrote:

john wrote:

AT lunch we were playing ball...

and some kid come on the court (talks just like the fallowing) :yo pass me the rock i needa teach you how to play and than airballs like 10 in a row..andd says i gtg

Raza wrote:

Defense! wrote:

Steph wrote:

john wrote:

AT lunch we were playing ball...

and some kid come on the court (talks just like the fallowing) :yo pass me the rock i needa teach you how to play and than airballs like 10 in a row..andd says i gtg

I saw the same midget again last time I went to the court haha. This kid yelled for the midget to pass him the ball and yelled "midget pass me the ball!!" haha

running into the pole under the basket...it was like "oooohhhhhhh" because he made a nice layup then "dayyyyyyum" cuz he was pretty much knocked out o.O

Cold Chillin wrote:

cbi wrote:

Boo White Castle
Boo Chipotle
Boo Sonic

worst three fast food places along with Burger King and Quiznos

theres no sonic aroun d here...the time they tried to all the deliverie guys and girls were gettin robbed and raped :/

I thought that was part of their job

to get robbed and raped?

King Of NJ-USA 4 GOLD! wrote:

I saw the same midget again last time I went to the court haha. This kid yelled for the midget to pass him the ball and yelled "midget pass me the ball!!" haha

:LMFAO: