I found this funny. Do you?

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :


Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'


THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

lmfao

i found this funny

LMFAO.

LOL that was quite an interesting read

that is DEEP LOL

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I'm not a fan of Chem. but if Checm. was more like this... I would be more interested hahahahahah

If 8th grade was more like this...

8th grade isn't like that anymore?

man.. you kids are missing out..

8th grade was the best for me I loved it lol.

True if chemistry was about this I would of done better then to get an B and C =/.

lol. middle school is fun as hell.
i.e. phones in school, laser pointers (Sub: "I'm seeing red lights!" and got fired :p), weed (lol like 10 people had some this year), fights (i had a record of 8-0 )

talking about.. different things, with subs. lol.

just... idk. lol.

LMFAO! I would've given that kid a free pass for the semester. That was hilarious.

pride shines. wrote:

lol. middle school is fun as hell.
i.e. phones in school, laser pointers (Sub: "I'm seeing red lights!" and got fired :p), weed (lol like 10 people had some this year), fights (i had a record of 8-0 )

talking about.. different things, with subs. lol.

just... idk. lol.

In my school:
Not one day did I not see somebody texting in class
Not one day did I not see somebody at lunch laser pointing everything
Not one day did I not see somebody smoking in the student parking lot after school
Not one month did I not see AT LEAST 3 fights

Raza wrote:

In my school:
Not one day did I not see somebody texting in class
Not one day did I not see somebody at lunch laser pointing everything
Not one day did I not see somebody smoking in the student parking lot after school
Not one month did I not see AT LEAST 3 fights

haha where do you go to school? Guantanamo Bay?
some girl went into labor in our cafeteria and the entire lunchroom applauded her. That's probably the craziest thing that's happened at my school. theres som fo the stuff yall were talking about, but nearly as frequent. Or at least not that I see.

That guy's paper was quite impressive. How would you answer a question like that anyways? haha.

J wrote:

Raza wrote:

In my school:
Not one day did I not see somebody texting in class
Not one day did I not see somebody at lunch laser pointing everything
Not one day did I not see somebody smoking in the student parking lot after school
Not one month did I not see AT LEAST 3 fights

haha where do you go to school? Guantanamo Bay?
some girl went into labor in our cafeteria and the entire lunchroom applauded her. That's probably the craziest thing that's happened at my school. theres som fo the stuff yall were talking about, but nearly as frequent. Or at least not that I see.

That guy's paper was quite impressive. How would you answer a question like that anyways? haha.

There was like 3 pregnant 7th graders this year

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lol.

Yah well my school's all stoners, wiggers/juggalos, sluts and kids that think they're cool cuz they pop their polo collars.

cbi wrote:

Yah well my school's all stoners, wiggers/juggalos, sluts and kids that think they're cool cuz they pop their polo collars.

every high school/grade school across america has kids like that........

Is that real? or... wow....