FML on RBT

Subject: FML on RBT Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:16 am

Post your very own FMLs here on RBT

Begin each one with "Today,"

End each one with "FML"

If you don't know what they are, take a look at this site:

http://www.fmylife.com/

Guest

what's an FML?

Subject: Re: FML on RBT Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:22 am

FMLs = Fuck My Life

They're daily stories about funny, awful, or terrible things that happened to people.

Use the link in the first post to know more.

Guest

Oh now I know what your talking about, my friends were talking about it at school lol. Ok I get you...

Subject: Re: FML on RBT Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:37 am

I'll go first:

Today, I was going down to the 7/11 two blocks away from my apartment. On my way there, I ran into a really hot girl, and she stopped me to ask for directions. After explaining how she could get to the sorority she was trying to get to, she asked me for my number "in case she got lost." I can never remember my own number, so I went in my pocket to look it up, but I didn't have my phone, because this was supposed to be a 5 minute trip. Before I actually thought about it, I asked her "I forgot my phone and don't remember my number, will you wait 3 minutes for me to go get it?" When I came back, she was gone. FML

Subject: Re: FML on RBT Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:51 am

lool WBC that sucks big time fml is the best

Subject: Re: FML on RBT Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:56 am

KB24-Pretty Boy-You wrote:: lool WBC that sucks big time fml is the best

was it real or fake?

Subject: Re: FML on RBT Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:13 am

im have to say real lol

Subject: Re: FML on RBT Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:14 am

that would suck though if it was. I should sent that one in. they would use it.

Guest

lol it was so fake, as if someone would run off to the police after that.

Subject: Re: FML on RBT Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:16 am

I dont know we should ask Jade what she would do in that sit.

Guest

Yeah go and ask her.

Subject: Re: FML on RBT Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:24 am

I asked her

Subject: Re: FML on RBT Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:26 am

lol Rc same and the whole thingy about forgetting the cell number maybe the story is fake

Subject: Re: FML on RBT Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:28 am

KB24-Pretty Boy-You wrote:: lol Rc same and the whole thingy about forgetting the cell number maybe the story is fake

I used to forget it all the time. I now have it memorized because of this

Subject: Re: FML on RBT Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:40 am

oh really but why would run and scream police

Subject: Re: FML on RBT Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:41 am

cause this dude just scared the shit out of her. I just changed it anyway because Jade agreed with you and RC. no running and screaming

Subject: Re: FML on RBT Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:49 am

i dont get it did this happen to you?

Subject: Re: FML on RBT Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:50 am

NO! just like FML's FMLs, this one isnt real

Subject: Re: FML on RBT Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:58 am

haha ic....theres funnier ones

Subject: Re: FML on RBT Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:59 am

yes, but this is the one I made right now, not one from FML

I'm out KB. I'm either gonna watch a movie or go to sleep. Later

Subject: Re: FML on RBT Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:13 am

peace out wcb

Subject: Re: FML on RBT Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:30 pm

Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML
lol

Subject: Re: FML on RBT Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:35 pm

True story from me:

Today, I was dared by a couple of friends to stick my head in a trash can for an hour and record myself doing it. Being the dumbass I am, I accepted their dare and everything was going smoothly until about halfway through the video an old Latino lady called the cops on me because since convinently my zipper was down and she couldn't see my face. She thought I looked like a child molester. FML.

Subject: Re: FML on RBT Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:41 pm

Well...I don't know if this counts...but...

Me and my family are moving...and so we are packing all the stuff in these big boxes...
So, after we finished packing a box.......me and dad carried the box to another room....but on the way...he accidentally let go and the box fell on my bare toes, and thus cutting away a piece of my FUCKING NAIL!!!!!!!