Yo Momma Joke courtesy of Shaq?

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"Your Momma is so fat, when she goes to the movie theater she sits next to everybody" -Shaq.

Post all Yo Momma jokes here.

Subject: Re: Yo Momma Joke courtesy of Shaq? Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:44 am

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Subject: Re: Yo Momma Joke courtesy of Shaq? Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:44 am

Yo Momma so Fat when she plays HopScotch she goes NY, LA, Chicaco, Miami king

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Haha nice fellas.

Subject: Re: Yo Momma Joke courtesy of Shaq? Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:46 am

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Subject: Re: Yo Momma Joke courtesy of Shaq? Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:47 am

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! Razz

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Yo Momma has to keep ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh.

Subject: Re: Yo Momma Joke courtesy of Shaq? Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:49 am

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Subject: Re: Yo Momma Joke courtesy of Shaq? Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:49 am

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.