Wade - Chicago. Run Wade run!!! Run as fast as you can!!!
Bosh - Knicks... then sees that NY only signed Joe Johnson and resigns with Toronto.
James - Lakers. Okay... fine... Clippers. WOOT!
Kobe (UFA) - Lakers
Johnson - Knicks
Stoudamire - Heat
McGrady - Boston. They love old people.
Boozer - Utah. Then traded to NY for David Lee and a New York pizza.
Shaq - Boston. Apple Bee's is half off for the elderly.
Dirk (ETO) - Dallas4life
Adam Morrison - Retire becomes an assistant coach with the Lakers, learns the Triangle Offense during the offseason under Tex Winter and Phil Jackson. Phil retires. Morrison takes over as head coach and wins "Coach of the Year" as the Laker take the championship.
Michael Redd - Heat
JJ Reddick - Head explodes from overblown ego. It was bound to happen. So... Golden State Warriors.