Hey Gil, some things just aren't funny.
Some are - like these:
When Arenas was a rookie, the veterans ordered him to get some donuts with sprinkles, so he bought plain ones and dusted them with baby powder.
At a hotel on a road trip, he filled Andre Blatche's bathtub with coffee.
One night he took a shower at half time while still in his uniform.
For good luck before a game, he tickles a teammate's armpit.
Three years ago, he swiped rookie Nick Young's car keys during a trip to Chicago and mailed them back to someone in D.C. with instructions to steal his car.
He once broke into a teammate's home, heisted his new, prized Fran Tarkenton throwback jersey, unveiled it under his own shirt during a team charter flight and "accidently" soiled it with his lunch.
For the 2007 home opener pre-game introductions, he wore a satin boxing robe.
He foiled a paintball attack on his house by teammates when he saw them coming and did an end-around to their car and flattened their tires.
In college, he surreptitiously removed a player's clothes from the bathroom he was in, locked the door to his room and set of the fire alarm.
He often swipes teammates' cell phones and sends rude or risque to folks in the address book.
He's been known to sneak into rookies' lockers and cut their suits to shreds so they have to wear their uniforms home.
In 2006, he turned a water hose on Awvee Storey while he was sitting on the toilet.