Damn there's some creepy dudes out there...

So this female friend of mine kind of provoked the situation with what she was wearing and agreeing to go to his home only if I accompanied for an after party. She normally isn't that forward, but she had just a little too much to drink that night. Doesn't excuse the dude though listen to this convo. And he was sober as well.

Guy: OK so you can let me think ur adorable and you cant even talk to me? Please text or call me.


Guy: Sorry text me I do like your wild I can relate.
Friend: Hahaha me wild? I think you got the wrong girl.

Guy: Yeah u wild u str8 had me on swole u lucky u 8int come back 2 my place u wouldn't have walked str8 4 a week lmao jk bonita, but u is beautiful 4 real ma!

What a tool are people this desperate?

Sounds familiar...

That would be from page 57 of "Douchebaggery for Dummies" by Danny "D-Boy aka Danny B aka Dan the Man" Frazetti.

I didn't get it for myself... I'm a gentleman. I got it so that I can recognize a douchebag from 500ft.